Valentine’s Cards

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Poppin 2 fingers...
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To make me go down...
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See your boobies...
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Anything, except anal...
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Princess Consuela to my Crap Bag...
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Thanksgiving 1992...
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To do list...
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You'll get the V later...
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You'll get the D later...
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You're FAB...
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You're the one that I want...
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You're my lobster...
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You're so much fitter...
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You look nice...
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Order the Husband a card...
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Order the Wife a card...
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Order my Boyfriend a card...
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Order my Girlfriend a card...
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You're the Roy to my Hayley...
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You're the Hayley to my Roy...
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You sexy thing...
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You're the Karl to my Susan...
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Your hole is fresh...
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We go together like...
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You're the Susan to my Karl...
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Valentine's plan...
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You're no Tom Hardy...
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The only head you'll be getting...
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Nothing says I love you...
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You're my wonderwall...
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You're kind of a big deal...
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That's just the way it is...
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We're married so you haven't got a choice...
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Would you like an Australian kiss?...
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Sit on my face, mask...
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Sweet covid valentine...
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Thankyou for being my everything...
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Love is you and me...
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You make my heart beat faster than...
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You're not Jack Grealish...
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Happy Valentine's you DIN...
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I want to be on top of you...
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Nothing feels right when you're not around...
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Here's your Valentine's card now leave me alone...
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You and me, always and forever...
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You can't say happiness without saying Penis...
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I love you, you pathetic lump of shit...
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Give my muffin a good stuffin...
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I love every bone on your body...
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